TWIST (Blu-ray Review)
Review by Stinky the Destroyer😾
Sure, Michael Caine is a cinematic icon today, nabbing a slew of awards and nominations over his decades-long career. And yeah, he’s been knighted in Great Britain, joining such luminaries as Anthony Hopkins, Patrick Stewart and Elton John.
But I also remember the notorious “Paycheck Movies” era of his career, where he cashed-in on enormous audience goodwill by lending his good name to drivel like The Swarm, The Island, Beyond the Poseidon Adventure and Blame it on Rio, to name a few. And let’s not forget Jaws: The Revenge, after which he once cheekily remarked, “I have never seen the film. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific.”
That’s not to say Twist belongs with such legendarily bad company, but I am wondering if he’s planning on adding a few new rooms to his Jaws house. And despite top billing, Caine is not the actual star of the film. Nor is Lena Headey, the other notable name above the title. The real star is Raff Law, who looks and sounds uncannily like his father, Jude, but possesses a fraction of the onscreen charisma. As transient London graffiti artist Oliver Twist - yes, the film is a modern-day take on the Dickens story - he makes a pretty bland protagonist.
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Elsewhere, Headey is wasted in a thankless role as a psychotic partner who mostly exists in the story to sneer, scowl and threaten everybody. As for Caine...he shows up now and then, but is seldom part of the action and puts minimal effort into his own character, content to deliver his lines with adequate professionalism. He’s clearly not all that invested in the part and his indifference is contagious.
Twist is far from the worst film on Michael Caine’s resume - that well runs pretty damn deep - but with a half-assed story and drab characters, it’s seldom very involving. On the bright side, however, at least those house renovations should go off without a hitch.
FEATURETTE - “The Artful Dodger: Twist’s Underworld.”
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