I am Jack's haiku;
I am NOT about Fight Club.
First rule unbroken.
|"Hey, we got R2...how 'bout a holographic sex tape."|
|Behind the scenes at Nordstrom.|
|"Feel that burning, boy? I sprayed Nair|
in your jockstrap."
|Lester Ballard, as seen on Match.com.|
Bring on the ladies!
|President of the Lynyrd Skynyrd fan club.|
|"Really? You know Lars Ulrich?"|
|"Albuquerque is that way, Bugs."|
|"No, you can't play with it!"|
|"So then the doc says, 'If this is my thermometer,|
where the hell is my pen?'"
|Kevin Bacon finally sees the remake of Footloose.|