SURF NAZIS MUST DIE...So They Might As Well Die in 4K

SURF NAZIS MUST DIE (4K UHD)

1987 / 83 min

Troma Team Video

Review by Stinky the Destroyer & Fluffy the Fearless😼

For a certain fringe crowd, Troma Entertainment needs no introduction, nor does the company’s loony landlord, Lloyd Kaufman (the world’s oldest 12-year-old). They’ve been prolific purveyors of sleazoid cinema for decades and are probably best-known for the Toxic Avenger franchise, the absolute closest the studio ever got to releasing anything considered mainstream.

Die-hards know what to expect…lots of blood, sex, nudity and good natured immaturity, generally presented with a big middle finger to the PC crowd. However, anyone curious about what they’ve been missing all these years need to know that there’s a distinct difference between a Troma film and one simply distributed by them.

For example, 1987’s Surf Nazis Must Die certainly has a Troma-worthy title, but most similarities end there. Unlike the cultivated crassness of, say, Class of Nuke ‘Em High, this film squanders its whacked-out premise. But despite that tastelessly tantalizing title, the whole thing is not-only cheap, meandering and amateurish, it’s actually pretty tame. If Kaufman were minding the store, there’d be gobs more blood, boobs and buffoonery.

King Crimson's biggest fan.

Most damning of all, it's almost never funny. Not on purpose, anyway. Some humor might be found in the godawful performances, lame writing and director Peter George’s superficial, heavy-handed attempts at cult hipness. But other than getting it onto video shelves, Lloyd Kaufman and his Troma team played no part in this…and it shows. 

However, the movie certainly has a cult of chemically imbalanced fans who simply love it (I mean that affectionately, by the way). I’m also assuming many of them already own the Blu-ray released back in 2022, which boasted a pretty good overall picture and was packed with Tromacentric bonus features. Now it’s being served up in 4K and the video quality is excellent, so if some of you sickos (again, meant affectionately!) just gotta experience this stuff in super HD, here you go. In addition to most of the “Tromatic Extras” from the original Blu-ray, this one throws in an all new interview with director Peter George. 

So even though Surf Nazis Must Die has never made us purr, we believe fans will appreciate the technical upgrade and new kibbles enough for the 4K disc to earn our recommendation. Cool new slipcover, too.

EXTRA KIBBLES

WHO OWNS THE BEACHES? is a new interview with director Peter George.

“TROMATIC EXTRAS” (Archival Kibbles) - Lloyd Kaufman’s Autobiography is not a bio, but a promo for Lloyd’s book); Radiation March is a weird dance number; Scenes from the Tromaville Cafe is mostly a batch of skits; Indy Artists vs.Cartels is Lloyd Kaufman’s diatribe against the big studio system...which I kinda get; Soul of Troma is more Kaufman vs. Hollywood; Toxic Avenger in Ukraine features Lloyd Kaufman taking Toxie to a film festival; Waves are a War Zone is an interview with director Peter George and producer Robert Tinnell; Production Booth Podcast is an audio-only interview with the filmmakers. 

MUSIC VIDEO - “Innards” 

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SOUTH PARK (Seasons 27 & 28): A Topical As Ever

SOUTH PARK - THE COMPLETE 27TH AND 28TH SEASONS

2025 / 227 min

Paramount

Review by Nick Lyons, from DVDCorner.net😺

The long-running adult animated comedy series proves to be as topical as ever in seasons 27 and 28. In these 10 episodes (5 per season), stories cover a wide range of topics such as religion, Mr. Mackey becoming an ICE agent, President Trump and other Government officials, Randy using ChatGPT to the extreme, Tegridy Farms falling on hard times, Labubu toys, Jesus, Satan, tariffs, prediction market gambling, Israel, the 6-7 meme, cryptocurrency, Stan having to live with his grandpa at a retirement home, AI, a turkey trot, and Saudi Arabia financing. While there are episodic stories, these two seasons have ongoing story arcs including the main one of Trump impregnating Satan. Along the way, a few familiar faces pop up, including Towelie and even the Woodland Critters.

Part of me misses the early seasons of “South Park,” which focused more on the characters, the community, and a whole lot of oddball humor like alien probes and MechaStreisand. Over time, the show has evolved and has turned into arguably the best satire on TV. Sure, there’s been ups and downs and it can be said that the content might not age. At the same time, however, the series has chronicled pop culture and yearly events. You can look back on the show and see how the world has changed for better or for worse.

"No, Donald, you don't get a prize for this."

Speaking to that, you have to admire how writer/director Trey Parker is unafraid to delve into issues of the time. He has the guts to speak to the bizarre, frustrating, and downright insane subjects in the world. For instance, in these two seasons, two episodes really stood out to me. “Sermon On The Mount” deals with Jesus literally being in school and Woke being dead (much to the sadness of Cartman). The episode also goes off in an entirely radical direction and explores Trump and Satan’s relationship, which is the funniest arc of these two seasons to be sure. The season 28 episode, “Sora Not Sorry,” tackles AI revenge porn and shows how the lines between reality and fiction are being blurred to an alarming degree. The Trump arc continues on in this one with him developing an intimate relationship with JD Vance on the side. Yes, you read that right. Both of these episodes really demonstrate Trey Parker’s ability to satirize real people and current affairs while never forgetting to make it funny.

Does every episode work here? No. Season 28 in particular goes a bit off the rails as it crams too many subplots in and focuses more on Trump and the cabinet members instead of the core characters. Still, there’s no doubt that since the Paramount deal, Trey Parker has found his groove again and that “South Park” is as relevant and funny as ever.

Remember WATCHERS?

WATCHERS (Blu-ray)

1988 / 91 min

Toy Robot Video

Review by Josey, the Sudden Cat😾

Do you remember Watchers? It took me a while, but roughly 20 minutes into it, I recalled paying to see this in theaters on a weekend when a horror movie sounded good, but not necessarily a specific one. That was easy to do back in the 80s, when at least one or two would be showing at your local multiplex during any given week. And I didn’t give the film another single thought afterwards until revisiting it for this review. 

Watchers has been resurrected by Toy Robot, a new offshoot of Arrow Video that, so far, appears to specialize in obscurities that have been largely forgotten by all but their most argent fans. In that respect, this one certainly qualifies, and for good reason. There’s nothing particularly memorable or noteworthy about it.

Based on a novel by overly-prolific author Dean Koontz, Watchers is a sci-fi/horror hybrid about a classified government experiment that goes fatally wrong. In this case, it’s a dog with enhanced intelligence and a creature bred from the same DNA with enhanced anger issues. After an explosion at the research facility, both escape, and the dog befriends teenager Travis Cornell (Corey Haim), who names it Fur Face. Meanwhile, the creature (referred to as OXCOM), is hell-bent on killing the dog, as well as anyone who comes in contact with it. That’s when the bodies start piling up.

"Not on the first date, Corey."

Michael Ironside is the NSO agent tasked with recapturing both beasts and keeping the experiment under wraps. He also turns out to be violently psychotic, murdering the local sheriff who asks too many questions about the NSO's activities. As with a lot of B-movies back in the day, Ironside is the best part of the film, attacking his villainous role with abandon. Sure, it’s typecasting, but who cares? When you find your niche, you roll with it, and few career bad guys at the time rolled quite like he did.

Elsewhere, the performances are perfunctory and the narrative efficiently moves from scene to scene. But there’s little in the way of atmosphere, tension or the kind of gratuitous onscreen bloodshed that has made even crappy creature features fun to watch. While competently made, Watchers is as generic as ‘80s horror gets. However, the few who do remember this one might get a nostalgic kick out of revisiting it, as well as the enjoyable bonus features that are included (outlined below)..

EXTRA KIBBLES

NOTE: Free Kittens Movie Guide was provided with a promo disc for review purposes. Physical supplemental material included with the final product (booklets, artwork, inserts, etc) were not available for review.  

INTERVIEWS - All new, fairly extensive individual interviews with director Jon Hess, actors Michael Ironside (who’s candid about his opinion of the film), Barbara Williams & Lala Sloatman.

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MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE (4K) and the Sword of Silliness (in a good way)

MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE (4K UHD)

2026 / 140 min

Alliance Entertainment

Review by Princess Pepper😺

When this arrived for review, what I mostly felt was dread. I’m old enough to remember watching - and generally hating - He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, a cheap, crappy cartoon series that was cynically produced to promote a line of Mattel toys. However, it clicked with kids back in the day, enough that we were subjected to a live action movie…which was also terrible but managed to earn a cult following over the years.

On the other hand, the original Pete’s Dragon was Disney at its worst but the remake was a wonderful surprise. So even though 2026’s Masters of the Universe looked like a feeble attempt to cash in on a brand name that was relevant 40 years ago, there was always that small chance it wouldn’t suck. Still, I put-off watching it as long as possible. As much as I love reviewing films, sometimes it feels like an actual job. 

But you know what? This particular “job” ended up being an unexpected snow day because Master of the Universe is a lot of fun, even though the movie sorta depends on one’s familiarity with an ancient franchise (probably a big reason it didn’t connect with modern audiences in theaters). Both an enjoyable action-fantasy and an affectionate send-up of itself, the film strikes a similar blend of action and comedy that made Thor: Ragnarok such a goofy good time. In fact, this one ended up being more entertaining than the last several Marvel movies.

Adam attends a Raiders game.

An origin story, of sorts, this simply-plotted film features awkward young Adam Glenn (Christopher Galitzine), who grew up on Earth after evil sorcerer Skeletor (Jared Leto) took over his home planet of Eternia and now cruelly rules over. Having lost and later recovered his Sword of Power (an amusing subplot itself), Adam’s later found by childhood friend Teela (Camila Mendes), who brings him back home to lead a rebellion against Skeletor. Meanwhile, Skeletor covets the sword, which will give him godlike powers.

I found myself caring far less about the plot (which is perfunctory and not particularly original) than the film’s healthy sense of humor and its subversive depiction of these iconic characters. Die hard fans might take issue with the more comedic aspects, such as poking fun at the franchise’s inherent silliness and some hilarious double entendres (you’ll never view Fisto the same way again!). Starting with Adam himself, played with dopey charm by Galitzine, the main characters are well-conceived and engaging. Even Skeletor himself is amusing, particularly his suggestive descriptions of Adam’s physical attributes.

At the same time, Master of the Universe never quite descends into camp or self-parody. As funny as things often get, it’s still an action film with epic aspirations and copious amounts of CGI-driven mayhem. At nearly two-and-a-half hours, it’s too long for its own good, exacerbated by post-credit scenes hinting at a sequel or two (which probably isn’t gonna happen), but I was surprised at how much I enjoyed this. 

EXTRA KIBBLES

BEHIND-THE-SCENES PROMOTIONAL GALLERY is a collection of several promo pieces.

MASTERS OF LIGHT: SKIES OF ETERNIA DRONE SPECTACLE highlights a pretty impressive drone show created to promote the film.

DEAD SOULS: Alex Cox's Last?

DEAD SOULS (Blu-ray)

2025 / 88 min

Kino Lorber

Review by Princess Pepper😺

Dead Souls is being touted as cult legend Alex Cox’s final film. I don't know whether or not he’s just pulling our lariats (to paraphrase another legend), but if it is indeed his last, he’s going out on a fairly high note, which for me is a pleasant surprise.

To be honest, I’d forgotten all about the guy. As much as I loved Repo Man and Sid & Nancy, I kinda checked-out when subsequent efforts, such as Walker and Straight to Hell, were damn-near unwatchable. Like those films, Dead Souls is a western, a genre Cox has always had an affinity for (especially spaghetti westerns). But this time around, he blends together black comedy, homage, satire and his quirky flourishes quite nicely.

Inspired by a 19th Century Russian novel, Cox casts himself as Strindler, a meek enigmatic old man who arrives at a small town to collect the names of Mexican laborers who’ve died under the employ of various locals…and he’s willing to pay handsomely for them. Claiming to work for the government (though he doesn’t say which one), his presence initially has the powers-that-be worried he’s investigating a recent incident in which an immigrant was killed, but he assures them he’s not. In fact, Strindler's ultimate purpose is a revelation I wouldn’t dream of revealing here. I will say, however, that the viewer won’t see it coming and Strindler isn’t quite who he seems.

"Regular or with Crunch Berries?"

The narrative is somewhat episodic, with Strindler and hired wagon driver Borracho (Zander Schloss) being the only constants throughout the film. While most sequences are related to the overall plot, there are a few asides that, if someone weren’t familiar with Cox’s oddball sensibilities, might elicit WTF? responses. More specifically, an out-of-the-blue musical number is thrown in, as well as a flashback sequence done in stop-motion animation. Then there’s that jarring moment when Strindler briefly appears to be transported to the present day, where his services are solicited by the government (one of Cox’s none-too-subtle jabs at our current administration).

At the same time, Dead Souls tells a fairly straightforward story (for Cox, anyway) and serves as an affectionate tribute to classic spaghetti westerns, especially the overall aesthetic (gotta love those opening credits). Strindler himself is a uniquely engaging character full of secrets and surprises, anchored by the director’s amusing performance. Though the film is comparatively light on action, it’s occasionally punctuated by sudden bursts of violence, some of which are kind of funny.

Dead Souls ultimately doesn’t rank among Alex Cox's greatest cult classics, but it’s certainly the most entertaining one that I’ve seen in a long time (granted, I’ve largely ignored most of his 21st Century output). Bizarre diversions and social commentary notwithstanding, it even plays quite well as a straight western.    

EXTRA KIBBLES

FEATURETTES - Behind-the-Scenes: VFX Creation at Tippett Studios focuses on how the cantina explosion and the stop-motion sequence were created (the latter is mostly a montage); The 'documentary featurette' features writer-director Alex Cox introducing the crowd funding videos he made (with a cameo by his dog).

AUDIO COMMENTARY - By writer-director Alex Cox.

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Here Comes the BRIDE OF RE-ANIMATOR in 4K

BRIDE OF RE-ANIMATOR (4K + Blu-ray)

1990 / 96 min

Ignite Films

Review by Josey, the Sudden Cat🙀

Historically, Bride of Re-Animator has never been as highly revered as the original cult classic. But that didn’t dissuade the good folks at Ignite Films from putting together a new 4K boxed set that’s just as awesomely packaged and packed with goodies as their 2025 Re-Animator set, along with an equally impressive restoration.

But while Bride never reaches the delirious heights (or depths) of the original, it’s still a pretty good film, something you can’t really say about a majority of horror sequels, especially those which negate events in the first film in order to exist. So while no plausible explanation is given for how Herbert West (Jeffrey Combs) and Dr. Carl Hill (David Gale) manage to return for this one, isn’t it great to have them back anyway?

And because the narrative itself is cohesive and engaging, with creative allusions to more than just H.P. Lovecraft’s source material, Bride never feels brazenly slapped together like, say, Highlander II (our vote for the most insultingly illogical sequel of all time). Largely taking place some months after Re-Animator, West and beleaguered partner-in-crime Dan Cain (Bruce Abbott) are now doctors at the same institute. After the havoc they caused before, one would think these two wouldn’t even be allowed back in the building. 

They’re also up to the same undead shenanigans, with West obsessed with assembling a woman made from recovered body parts and using his reagent to bring her back from the dead. Dan is initially horrified, but West coerces him by using the heart of his dead girlfriend, Meagan (Barbara Crampton’s character in the first film), in the newly assembled creation. Meanwhile, vengeful cop Leslie Chapham (Claude Earl Jones) remains suspicious of what happened at the institute all those months ago, and more amusingly, Dr. Hill (or at least his head) is back and batty (!) and looking to get even with West.

Bride is seldom as uninhibited and audacious as Re-Animator, but still serves up plenty of black humor, amusing dialogue and, of course, a supreme amount of splatter. If anything, there’s a greater emphasis on comedy in this one, my personal favorite moment being the eyeball/finger critter West assembles on a whim. Clearly drawing inspiration from Bride of Frankenstein, the film sometimes plays like an affectionate homage. And if I didn’t know better, I’d suggest this film may have been a bit influential in its own right. Just look at Dan’s character late in the film, with his open shirt and flowing hair…he looks a hell of a lot like Kenneth Branagh’s flowery depiction of Dr. Frankenstein five years later. 

"Oh, bartender..."

Still, this one falls short of the first film, and with hindsight, that was probably inevitable. Brian Yuzna’s direction is serviceable, but he lacks Stuart Gordon's chutzpah, which was a big part of what made Re-Animator such a wild ride (and a cult classic). The narrative is also a little more meandering, especially during the first half, which throws in a superfluous new love interest for Dan. By and large, though, Bride of Re-Animator is a decent sequel, perhaps the best we could’ve hoped for, with another wonderfully snotty performance by Combs (still the franchise’s MVP).

Ignite films has released Bride of Re-Animator in four different editions (one of which includes a Finger Creature collectible figure!). We reviewed the Deluxe Edition 3-disc set, which offers two cuts of the film, a 4K restoration of the unrated version and an HD restoration of the rated version. There are also three audio options (5.1, 2.0 and original mono). Overall, the movie looks and sounds better than ever. But the best part is the abundance of new and archival bonus material (outlined below). All the new stuff is included on the 4K disc, and it’s substantial. So while the movie itself isn’t as good as the original, this boxed set is a must own for anyone who loved Ignite’s Re-Animator 4K release.

EXTRA KIBBLES

UNRATED (4K & Blu-ray) & R-RATED (Blu-ray) VERSIONS

TILL DEATH DO US PART: MAKING BRIDE OF RE-ANIMATOR is an excellent new hour-long retrospective documentary, featuring behind the scenes footage and interviews. 

EXTENDED INTERVIEWS are individual interviews expanded from the aforementioned documentary, featuring director Brian Yuzna, actors Bruce Abbott, Kathleen Kinmont, Jeffrey Combs and Fabiana Udenio. 

4 AUDIO COMMENTARIES - 1) NEW: By comedian/actor “Sarah Squirm” (Sarah Sherman) (4K only); 2) By director Brian Yuzna (Blu-ray); 3) By Yuzna, actor Jeffrey Combs and most of the make-up FX team (Blu-ray); 4) By actors Jeffrey Combs and Bruce Abbott (Blu-ray).

ARCHIVAL KIBBLES - Brian Yuzna Remembers Bride is an interview with the director; Splatter Masters is a look at the make-up effects; Getting Ahead in Horror is a making-of featurette; Behind the Effects.

DELETED SCENES - Meg is Re-Animated also includes on-set footage; Carnival Sequence is actually more of a still gallery with commentary from various cast & crew.

SUPPLEMENTAL BOOK - This is a beautifully designed hardcover book that includes an intro by Brian Yuzna, a collection of comments from cast & crew, 4 new essays, cast & crew credits, vintage photos.

5 COLLECTOR’S ART CARDS - Featuring stills from the movie.