THE PURRRFECT RATING SYSTEM

For reviews, FREE KITTENS MOVIE GUIDE gives each film, DVD or Blu-ray or of the following ratings:

MEE-OW!
Like daunting a mouse to death.

PURR-R-R
Like a good scratch behind the ears.

NOT BAD
Like Cat Chow.

MEH
Like sharing the bed with the dog.

BLEH!
Like coughing-up a hairball.

Sometimes, when a movie is so-bad-it's-good, we'll give it this:

LOL!
Like knocking a glass off the table.

And on rare occasion, a movie that is really "out there" might earn this one (which could be positive or negative):

WTF???