For reviews, FREE KITTENS MOVIE GUIDE gives each film, DVD or Blu-ray or of the following ratings:
Like daunting a mouse to death.
Like a good scratch behind the ears.
Like Cat Chow.
Like sharing the bed with the dog.
Like coughing-up a hairball.
Sometimes, when a movie is so-bad-it's-good, we'll give it this:
Like knocking a glass off the table.
And on rare occasion, a movie that is really "out there" might earn this one (which could be positive or negative):