THE SPORE (DVD Review)
Review by Josey, the Sudden Cat🙀
The Spore begins great, with a guy in a hazmat suit gathering data in the woods, occasionally coming across bizarre growths attached to dead tree limbs. Meanwhile, we hear radio reports about victims of an unknown fungus infection filling local hospitals. The man himself becomes infected after a dying camper excretes goo all over him.
Then the film falls apart.
There’s nothing wrong with the basic concept, in which these mysterious spores quickly spread by infecting victims with a flesh-eating virus and rendering them homicidal. Not only that, those infected ultimately spawn vicious monsters. Depictions of these transformations range from creatively disgusting to laughably silly, an example of the latter being snot-coated puppets that resemble meatballs with teeth. But we won’t hold the film’s limited budget against it.
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The only intriguing aspect of The Spore is the increasingly apocalyptic tone of radio broadcasts we frequently hear in the background, chronicling the spread. It’s too bad writer-director D.M. Cunningham didn’t have the resources to show some of what we’re hearing. It’d be a lot more interesting than watching consecutive episodes of dimwits dying in the boonies.
“THE SPORE: RANDOM ACTS OF FILMMAKING” - An entertaining and frequently funny behind-the-scenes featurette.