Showing posts with label dystopia. Show all posts
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November 25, 2025

THE LONG WALK and the Long Wait


THE LONG WALK (Blu-ray)
2025 / 108 min
Review by Princess Pepper😸

As a Stephen King fan most of my life, I’ve been waiting for a movie adaptation of The Long Walk for nearly as long. But I’ve also learned to temper my expectations over the years, since there have been plenty of great King stories that ended up being disappointing (and sometimes terrible) films. 

That being said, it was still hard not to get revved up over this one. Not only did the film have a decades-long, on-again-off-again production history, it’s been my view that most of the best King adaptations have been those that are not based on one of his horror novels. Though frequently horrifying, The Long Walk is not a horror story, but often labeled as such because of the author’s reputation. 


Fortunately - and at long last - the film does not disappoint. As directed by Francis Lawrence from a screenplay by JT Mollner, The Long Walk is not-only the best film either of these guys have been involved with, it’s one of the better King adaptations of the past 20 years. Most importantly, this feels like Stephen King, not just because of its general faithfulness to the novel, but in the grim tone, anti-authoritarian themes prevalent in much of his work, and well-drawn cast of characters.


The basic story is simple: In an alternate dystopian America, one young man from each state is selected by lottery to participate in the titular event, an annual competition in which everyone commences walking and do not stop until only one remains. Anybody falling below three miles per hour is given three warnings to pick up the pace before being shot. Overseeing the event is The Major (Mark Hamill), an enigmatic symbol of the totalitarian regime the country has become since an unspecified war has rendered it into a permanent state of economic depression.


The walk itself comprises a majority of the narrative, presented from the point-of-view of its competitors, primarily Ray Garraty (Cooper Hoffman) and Pete McVries (David Jonsson), who quickly develop a close bond. Along the way, other participants are introduced, as well as their motivation in volunteering for a competition that’ll likely result in their deaths. For most of these characters, it’s the prize that awaits the winner…massive wealth and the granting of any single wish they want. But some others, like the main protagonists, have more esoteric reasons.


Worst. Parade. Ever.
The concept alone has always been morbidly compelling, which is vividly depicted onscreen. Not only is the film extremely violent, it becomes vicariously exhausting as the walk drags on for hundreds of miles and the attrition grows. But what makes it a truly harrowing journey is the assortment of engaging characters. As friendships develop and more is revealed about each of them (for better and worse) we become emotionally invested in their fates. This is especially true regarding Ray and Pete, whose relationship develops into brotherly love…even as they realize one or both of them are certain to die. Bolstered by strong performances from Hoffman and Jonsson, their brief friendship as endearing as Red and Andy’s in The Shawshank Redemption, or perhaps more accurately, Gordie and Chris’ in Stand by Me.

Though there’s occasional levity and inspirational moments, The Long Walk is relentlessly downbeat, exacerbated by the characters’ desperation and brutal death scenes that are sometimes tough to watch, as well as the hauntingly sparse rural landscape through which they’re walking. Speaking of which, the film’s production design is unusual for a dystopian film, with vehicles, signage and houses that appear lifted from the 1960s. At the same time, there’s technology shown that didn’t exist back then, so we’re never certain exactly when this story takes place. Such aesthetic ambiguity is a neat creative touch, and along with excellent cinematography, it keeps things visually interesting.


Then there’s that ending, which takes a significant detour from the original novel. It isn’t better or worse than what King came up with, but certainly unexpected and I suppose some fans of the book might balk at the new climax. Beyond that, however, The Long Walk is a beautifully bleak and brutal adaptation that stays true to the spirit of its source material. Some of us waited a long time for this one, but it was worth it.


EXTRA KIBBLES

EVER ONWARD: MAKING THE LONG WALK - This is an excellent 75 minute making of documentary with plenty of behind-the-scenes footage and interviews with most of the cast & crew.

TRAILERS

DIGITAL COPY


October 24, 2025

IN VITRO: There's More Than Cows in Jack's Barn


IN VITRO (Blu-ray)
2024 / 88 min
Available at www.MovieZyng.com
Review by Mr. Bonnie, the Ballcrusher😺

Sometimes all you need is a cool idea, a couple of decent actors and a remote farmhouse. That’s pretty much all directors Will Howarth and Tom Mckeith had to work with anyway, and still managed to put together a nifty little lo-fi sci-fi film. In Vitro isn’t very flashy, but what it lacks in visual panache is compensated by an intriguing story, effective performances and pretty cool twist ending.

Taking place in the near future, where agriculture is a dying industry, Jack and Layla run a remote ranch and struggle to make ends meet. However, Jack (Ashley Zuckerman) has been experimenting with ways to genetically “grow” his own cows, hoping to sell the cloned cattle to local buyers. Layla (Talia Zucker, who co-wrote the screenplay) remains supportive, but she doesn’t appear very happy with her life, stuck maintaining the farm and taking care of Jack. She also misses their son, who’s away at boarding school.


"Not tonight, honey. You smell too beefy."
Then while investigating a disturbance in the barn, Layla discovers more than just cows. I won’t say what, but it’s a plot development I didn’t see coming. This revelation not-only horrifies Layla, it immediately changes the viewer’s perception of Jack. Where we once thought of him as simply self-absorbed and indifferent to her unhappiness, now he’s the film’s detestable antagonist with a twisted agenda, becoming more repellant as the story plays out.

In Vitro is slow going at first, perhaps intentionally in order to establish the couple’s drab existence. In essence, we tend to feel as bored and restless as Layla, at least until her discovery. The film doesn’t turn into an action fest - remaining pretty deliberately paced - but there’s new urgency and tension as Layla realizes the implications of what Jack’s doing…and why she needs to escape. But the best twist comes at the end, bringing In Vitro to a satisfying conclusion. The movie may lack a big budget, but big ideas, smart writing and a couple of interesting main characters make it worth checking out.



October 15, 2025

THE POOP SCOOP: Space, Spinal Tap & Stephen King

🙀Stephen King’s THE LONG WALK on Digital October 21 and 4K, Blu-ray & DVD November 25 from Lionsgate. The film is a hit with theatrical audiences, having taken in $57.6 million at the worldwide box office—and still walking. From Francis Lawrence, the visionary director of The Hunger Games franchise films (Catching Fire, Mockingjay – Parts 1 & 2, and The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes), comes the highly anticipated adaptation of master storyteller Stephen King’s first completed novel THE LONG WALK, an intense, chilling, and emotional thriller that challenges audiences to confront a haunting question: how far could you go?

🎸🎸SPINAL TAP II: THE END CONTINUES on 4K and Blu-ray November 11 from Decal/Bleecker Street. This Is Spinal Tap chronicles England's loudest and most punctual band on their disaster-filled U.S. tour. Experience the remastered, remixed, and definitive version of what can only be described as a mockumentary masterpiece. Includes deleted scenes.


🪐OUTLAND and RED PLANET on 4K November 4 from Arrow Video. Two underrated sci-fi films are finally on 4K from Arrow with new restorations and loads of bonus features. In Outland, Writer-director Peter Hyams (Capricorn One, 2010, The Relic) takes classic Western tropes off-world and into the future, starring Sean Connery as a federal marshall assigned to keep the peace on a distant moon. In Red Planet, Val Kilmer and Carrie-Anne Moss headline the sci-fi adventure that offers, an exciting glimpse into a future, where humankind's last hope for survival rests on escaping the bounds of Earth and colonising the cosmos.


🙀HIM available 10/7 on Digital Now and Blu-ray & 4K November 11 from Lionsgate. Attacked by an unhinged fan, quarterback Cameron Cade receives a lifeline when his football idol Isaiah White offers to train him. But as Isaiah’s charisma curdles into something sinister, Cam descends a disorienting spiral that may cost him more than he bargained for. 


😺PEE WEE’S BIG ADVENTURE on 4K & Blu-ray December 16 from Criterion Collection. One of the most eccentric comedies of the 1980s, Pee-wee’s Big Adventure is a pop-culture touchstone that helped make a manic oddball named Pee-wee Herman—the creation and alter ego of actor-comedian Paul Reubens—into an icon for outsiders of all ages.


🏆OUT OF AFRICA 40th ANNIVERSARY Edition on 4K November from Universal. This exquisite, intelligent romantic drama based on the life Karen Blixen, was the most highly acclaimed film of its time. Directed by Academy Awards winner Sydney Pollack and starring the late, great Robert Redford.


🙀THE CONJURING: LAST RITES on Digital October 1 and Blu-ray, 4K and DVD November 25 from Warner Bros. Vera Farmiga and Patrick Wilson reunite for one last case as renowned, real-life paranormal investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren in a powerful and spine-chilling addition to the global box office-breaking franchise.


😺Steven Spielberg’s MINORITY REPORT and CATCH ME IF YOU CAN on 4K December 9 from Paramount. Both Minority Report and Catch Me If You Can were remastered this year in 4K and the sparkling new transfers were reviewed and approved by Spielberg.  


🏆ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO’S NEST on 4K UHD November 11 from Warner Bros. Now that the movie is 50 years old, perhaps we can finally forgive it for winning the Best Picture Oscar over Jaws (buy probably not). Based on the 1962 novel of the same name by author Ken Kesey, the film is considered by critics and audiences to be one of the greatest films ever made.  


🎄Dr. Seuss’ HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS 25TH ANNIVERSARY EDITION on 4K Ultra HD & Steelbook Coming November 11 from Universal.  This special release also includes over 30 minutes of brand-new bonus content exploring the making of the beloved holiday classic.


😺The Gialli Cult Classic, A HYENA IN THE SAFE, on Blu-ray November 25 from Celluloid Dreams. This Blu-ray release will feature the film in its original Italian language with English subtitles exclusively. 


🙀SHUDDER: A DECADE OF FEARLESS HORROR and CREEPSHOW: THE COMPLETE SERIES on Blu-ray November 11 from Shudder. 10 of the streaming service’s best movies in one boxed set. On the same day, Shudder releases all four seasons of their acclaimed anthology series, Creepshow, based on the original film by George A. Romero and Stephen King. 


😺THE NAKED GUN (2025) on 4K, Blu-ray & DVD November 11 from Paramount. Lt. Frank Drebin Jr. (Liam Neeson) follows in his father's footsteps in THE NAKED GUN, directed by Akiva Schaffer.

June 23, 2025

TERMINUS: Campy Chaos


TERMINUS (Blu-ray)
1987 / 115 & 85 min (2 versions)
Review by Stinky the Destroyer😼

Though I practically lived at my local video store back in the ‘80s, I don’t recall ever coming across this title on the shelves. Maybe it was there and I never noticed, or maybe it just happened to be rented out whenever I popped in. But based on the cover art, suggesting yet another Road Warrior rip-off, Terminus is something I probably would have rented.

Not that I would’ve expected a good movie (in the traditional sense, anyway). Countless low budget Road Warrior ripoffs were cranked out back then (a lot of ‘em hailing from Europe…mostly Italy) and none of them were ever mistaken for good. However, “good” is not always synonymous with entertaining. Some of these films were great fun, often at their own expense.


True to form, Terminus isn’t a good movie either, but does boast a WTF quality that's kind of a kick (again, at its own expense). This one's a French-German co-production that, unlike the stuff oozing from Italy, looks like there’s actually a sizeable budget behind it. However, the kitchen sink story is so all-over-the-place that it's often baffling, sometimes amusingly so. 


Terminus has its own Mad Max in Stump, played by hunky French rock star Johnny Hallyday. He drives an AI-powered truck called Monster in a game developed by a child genius who turns out to be a clone of another genius known as “Doctor” (Jürgen Prochnow, playing three different roles, including one where he’s costumed like a drag queen). The object of the game is to reach a place called Terminus while dodging violent attacks by “The Greys,” who pursue him in tanks but mostly end up crashing & burning (sort of making them the vehicular version of Imperial Stormtroopers).


Nothing gets in the way of Amazon Prime delivery.
Karen Allen shows up for awhile as Monster’s initial driver and Stump’s hilariously brief love interest, but her role is superfluous. Things get complicated when the AI (depicted as a disembodied mouth on the truck’s dashboard) malfunctions and begins to feel bad about itself. Oh…and did I mention the dreaded Ghost Truck, lurking in the periphery and driven by another character played by Prochnow? 

There’s goofy action here and there, some of it looking rather expensive, though most of the movie’s camp appeal lies in the batshit story and an overall aesthetic that practically screams 1980s (including your standard issue synth score and a central control room that resembles a nightclub). Terminus is junk, but can be entertaining junk if one is in the right frame of mind (or tripping on shrooms).

Of all the Road Warrior ripoffs glutting shelves in the ‘80s, Terminus is definitely one of the weirder ones. A fitting addition to the MVD Rewind Collection, this disc includes two versions of the movie, the U.S. version and the European director’s cut, which runs a half-hour longer. There are significant story and tonal differences between them, though the latter is arguably the best cut since it tends to be a little more comprehensible. It also comes with a decent selection of bonus features (outlined below). 


EXTRA KIBBLES

EUROPEAN & U.S. VERSIONS

WE ALL DESCEND: THE MAKING OF TERMINUS is a 50-minute retrospective doc featuring interviews with director Pierre-William Glenn, as well as his son and daughter, the latter of whom had a major role in Terminus as a child. This is a surprisingly revealing feature.

INTERVIEW WITH JÜRGEN PROCHNOW - The actor discusses his career, particularly following Das Boot and leading up to this film.

PHOTO GALLERY

REVERSIBLE COVER

MINI POSTER

TRAILER


March 17, 2025

THE POOP SCOOP: Classics from Criterion


William Friedkin’s classic, SORCERER Coming to 4K + Blu-ray June 24 from Criterion. A hallucinatory journey into the heart of darkness, William Friedkin’s pulse-pounding reimagining of the suspense classic The Wages of Fear was dismissed upon its release, only to be recognized decades later as one of the boldest auteur statements of the New Hollywood. In a remote Latin American village, four desperate fugitives—a New Jersey gangster (Roy Scheider), a Mexican assassin (Francisco Rabal), an unscrupulous Parisian businessman (Bruno Cremer), and an Arab terrorist (Amidou)—take on a seemingly doomed mission: transporting two trucks full of highly explosive nitroglycerin through the treacherous jungle. Aided by Tangerine Dream’s otherworldly synth score, Friedkin turns each bump in the road into a tour de force of cold-sweat tension—conjuring a hauntingly nihilistic vision of a world ruled by chance and fate. Includes a new 4K restoration; the documentary, Friedkin Uncut, new & vintage bonus features and more.

😺BRAZIL Coming to 4K + Blu-ray June 4 from Criterion. In the dystopian masterpiece Brazil, Jonathan Pryce plays a daydreaming everyman who finds himself caught in the soul-crushing gears of a nightmarish bureaucracy. This cautionary tale by Terry Gilliam, one of the great films of the 1980s, has come to be esteemed alongside antitotalitarian works by the likes of George Orwell, Aldous Huxley, and Kurt Vonnegut. And in terms of set design, cinematography, music, and effects, Brazil is a nonstop dazzler. Includes a new 4K restoration; new & vintage bonus features; the “happy ending” cut of the film and more.

😺MIDNIGHT, Coming to Blu-ray June 17 from Criterion. Screwball comedy doesn’t get any more effortlessly elegant and gleefully irreverent than this roulette wheel of romantic deception, gleaming with cunning wit and Continental élan. A couture-clad Claudette Colbert is divine as a penniless American showgirl who crashes Parisian high society by posing as a wealthy Hungarian baroness—but both a scheming nobleman (John Barrymore) and a smitten taxi driver (Don Ameche) are soon on to her game. Billy Wilder and Charles Brackett’s sophisticated script—a typically subversive blend of fairy-tale escapism and caustic social observation—and the pitch-perfect direction of master craftsman Mitchell Leisen yield a topsy-turvy Cinderella story with a cynical bite.

🕮MISHIMA: A LIFE IN FOUR CHAPTERS Coming to 4K + Blu-ray June 3 from Criterion.

Paul Schrader’s visually stunning, collagelike portrait of the acclaimed Japanese author and playwright Yukio Mishima (played by Ken Ogata) investigates the inner turmoil and contradictions of a man who attempted the impossible task of finding harmony among self, art, and society. Taking place on the last day of Mishima’s life, when he famously committed public seppuku, the film is punctuated by extended flashbacks to the writer’s past as well as gloriously stylized evocations of his fictional works. With its rich cinematography by John Bailey, exquisite sets and costumes by Eiko Ishioka, and unforgettable, highly influential score by Philip Glass, Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters is a tribute to its subject and a bold, investigative work of art in its own right. Includes a new 4K restoration; new & vintage bonus features; interviews and a documentary about the author.

🤠THREE CLINT EASTWOOD CLASSICS on 4K UHD on April 29 from Warner Bros.

Three films from legendary filmmaker Clint Eastwood – Dirty Harry, The Outlaw Josie Wales and Pale Rider (40th anniversary), will be released for the first time on 4K Ultra HD and Digital on April 29. All films are remastered in 4K and include new and vintage bonus features.


🛧PLANE Re-departs April 29 on 4K Ultra HD SteelBook + Blu-ray + Digital from Lionsgate.

This nail-biting action-thriller is now packaged in an all-new SteelBook exclusively at Amazon.


🙀COMPANION on 4K Ultra HD, Blu-ray & DVD April 1 from Warner Bros..

New Line Cinema—the studio that brought you “The Notebook”—and the unhinged creators of “Barbarian” cordially invite you to experience a new kind of love story written and directed by Drew Hancock.


🪐DUNE: PROPHECY: The Complete First Season - Coming To 4K UHD, Blu-ray, & DVD on May 13 from Warner Bros.

Get ready to binge all 6 episodes from the epic sci-fi adventure, along with over an hour of bonus content including 5 extended featurettes and an all-new, never-before-seen featurette exclusive to 4K UHD, Blu-ray and DVD.

February 24, 2025

Deadbeat DADDY

DADDY (Blu-ray)
2024 / 98 min
Review by Stinky the Destroyer😾

Rather than restoring genre classics, the revived Anchor Bay label appears more focused on newer low-budget films with cult potential. So far, what they’ve released has run the gamut from creatively psychotic (Abrupto) to middling (Cursed in Baja).

Daddy, however, is the first of Anchor Bay’s new roster that, to be perfectly blunt, really sucks. Interminable and irritating to the point of being almost unwatchable, the film wastes its intriguing premise on obnoxious characters, pointless ambiguity and plot threads which hint at something ominous or meaningful, but end up going nowhere.


The story takes place in a dystopian future where being a parent is a privilege that must be earned from the government by successfully completing a program. For men, each is required to stay at a remote house and property with three other candidates, presumably for a series of tests to determine whether they’re suitable fathers. After a brief set-up, the entire film takes place at this compound.


"I thought everybody knew 'Smoke on the Water'."
The main characters (including Neal Kelley & Jono Sherman, who wrote & directed the film) arrive to await further instructions. However, nobody else ever shows up to offer any kind of guidance. The remainder of the narrative has these characters assuming their isolation is the actual test and that they’re being watched by hidden cameras. Among the items in this fully-stocked home is an infant doll, which they sort-of adopt, figuring how they treat it is another test. 

These guys grow increasingly distrustful and paranoid of everything, including each other, as well as a woman who arrives at the compound claiming her car has broken down. Again, this is an interesting concept, but ruined by terribly conceived characters who take turns being the most unlikable person in the room. And for a supposed black comedy, none of this is particularly funny, nor are their meandering (often grating) conversations all that engaging. If there’s a message or commentary in here somewhere, I sure as hell never found it. Episodic to the extreme, the entire film plays like a series of isolated conflicts strung together by a couple of writers in love with their own dialogue.


And don’t expect any clarity as a payoff for enduring 90 minutes with guys you’d most-likely avoid at a social gathering. Daddy concludes (rather abruptly) without making a discernible point or answering any questions it raises. I don’t necessarily need to be spoonfed information to enjoy a film, but geez guys, throw us a freaking bone on occasion.


EXTRA KIBBLES

C.U.P.S. WEB SERIES - Two episodes from the series, which is by the same guys who wrote & directed Daddy.

EXTENDED/ALTERNATIVE DANCE SCENE

IMPROVISATION REEL - Apparently, much of the dialogue was improvised beforehand, some of which made it into the finished film. This features shows comparisons.

AUDIO COMMENTARY - By writer-directors Neal Kelley & Jono Sherman.