July 20, 2025

DEATH OF A UNICORN Goes in Many Directions


DEATH OF A UNICORN (Blu-ray)
2025 / 108 min
Review by Stinky the DestroyerđŸ˜Œ

When their flight is abruptly cancelled, Widowed lawyer Elliot Kintner (Paul Rudd) and his estranged daughter, Ridley (Jenna Ortega), are forced to drive to his ailing boss’ mansion home, located in a remote mountain forest. On the way, he strikes an animal with the car, which turns out to be a young unicorn
and still alive.

Hoping to end its misery, Elliot repeatedly bashes the beast with a tire iron, splattering both he and Ridley with blood. Then they proceed to the house (which is more like a compound) with the dead unicorn in the back. Once there, Ridley is introduced to the Leopolds
patriarch Odell (Richard E. Grant), the CEO of a pharmaceutical company, his wife Belinda (TĂ©a Leoni) and their shiftless son, Shepard (Will Poulter). Superficially congenial, they’re pretty horrible people
self-absorbed, condescending and arrogant. Still, Elliot blatantly sucks up to them for a promotion in the company.


However, the unicorn isn’t quite dead. Once they discover that its blood has inexplicable healing properties, the Leopolds pounce on the opportunity to exploit the animal’s medicinal value, bringing in a team of scientists to harvest everything they can. During the process, Odell is cured of his cancer and demands the unicorn remains to be transferred to a lab. But Ridley, who’s developed something of a connection to it after touching its horn, questions their motives. Not only that, after doing some research on unicorn legend, she insists they can’t take the animal away. Everyone, including Elliot, simply thinks she’s delusional.


She isn’t, of course. The unicorn’s monstrous parents descend from the hills and commence attacking the mansion, violently slaughtering many of the Leopolds’ employees. Undeterred, Odell now wants to hunt down the adult unicorns to serve his own agenda. In a way, the basic plot of Death of a Unicorn shares similarities with a few movies in the Alien franchise, maybe a little Jurassic Park thrown in. 


Tonally and thematically, however, writer-director Alex Scharfman could have gone in a few distinctly different directions with this premise, such as an artistic dark fantasy, a satirical black comedy, fractured family drama, or simply a balls-out horror film. Instead, he throws all of these elements into a pot and stirs. The result is a movie that ends up being kind of a mixed bag.


"I don't think gophers are your problem, Shep."
The horror aspects work best. Ever since The Cabin in the Woods gave us that brilliant throwaway gag of a unicorn impaling somebody, it was just a matter of time before we got an entire movie depicting them as malevolent monsters. The attack scenes are frequent and bloody, sometimes amusingly so. And I suppose it goes without that we’re rooting for the unicorns right from the get go. The only drawback to these sequences is that the CGI is generally pretty wonky.

The satiric bits are entertaining at times, mostly personified by the Leopolds’ greed and indifference to the welfare of others. However, since they’re more like caricatures, a little of this goes a long way. Grant, Leoni and Poulter deliver good performances (especially the latter), but there reaches a point where the viewer might wish they’d just shut the hell up. They’re bad people
we get it. As for Elliot and Ridley, we’ve seen them before in plenty of other movies, so the direction their relationship takes throughout the film is predictable. Still, the denouement is kind of touching.


Considering A24 Films’ somewhat “arty” reputation (even in horror), Death of a Unicorn is something of an oddity. From technical and narrative standpoints, this might be the most high-concept, mainstream and - dare I say? - generic movie the studio has ever released. Not that it’s a bad film. There’s some nasty fun to be had here and a few big laughs, but it ultimately tries to do too many things at once. Scharfman might have been better off picking one road and staying on it.


EXTRA KIBBLES

FEATURETTE - How to Kill a Unicorn features interviews with writer-director Alex Scharfman and some of the cast.

AUDIO COMMENTARY - By writer-director Alex Scharfman.

6 POSTCARDS - With behind-the-scenes photos.


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