February 12, 2014

MOVIES IN HAIKU, VOLUME II

SEVEN
Deadly Sin killer.
Oh my God, what's in the box?
Bet it's not cookies.

JAWS
Great White on the prowl.
Gonna need a bigger boat
Or we'll be shark snacks.


PSYCHO
Hey, Marion Crane...
Shower your troubles away!
Ignore that peep hole.


APOCALYPSE NOW
Dark jungle trip to
Kill a mumbling fat guy.
Sweet morning napalm.


FARGO
Kidnap plan gone wrong.
A sleazy spouse; two dumb crooks:
Some wood-chipping fun.


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