February 25, 2014

MOVIES IN HAIKU, VOLUME 3-D

SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER
Tony Manero
Stays alive on the dance floor.
How deep is his love?

DANCES WITH WOLVES
Dunbar goes native.
He learns the ways of the Sioux.
Goddamn subtitles!

PLANET OF THE APES
A twist we all know...
Taylor's been home the whole time.
Those damn, dirty apes!

BASIC INSTINCT
What? No underpants?
Good thing my remote control
Has a pause button.

JURASSIC PARK
Let's clone dinosaurs!
Bad idea? Perhaps, but...
T-Rex toilet kill!

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