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July 27, 2025

Revisiting SMALL SOLDIERS in 4K


SMALL SOLDIERS (4K UHD SteelBook)
1998 / 109 min
Review by Princess Pepper😼

If you’ve never read The Gross, by Peter Bart, it’s a fascinating analysis of several films released during the summer of 1998…the production, marketing and box office performance. Diving deep into the competitive nature of the movie business, it reads like a detailed, play-by-play chronicle of a sporting event. More specifically, a marathon with winners, losers and those in between. For movie fans with additional interest in what makes Hollywood tick, the book is lightly recommended.

One of the films discussed in detail is Small Soldiers, which was projected to be a big hit, though it didn’t quite turn out that way. Bart touches on why the film failed to catch-on with the intended family audience, but I didn’t really need the book to understand why it didn’t become another Gremlins, even with Joe Dante in the director’s chair.


The comparisons to Gremlins are warranted, with a similar premise that sees a line of action figures, the Commando Elite, wreaking havoc after being programmed with military software. Small Soldiers even has its own Gizmo in the form of Archer (voiced by Frank Langella), the leader of benevolent monsters created as the Elite’s enemies. They’re targeted by Major Chip Hazard (voiced by Tommy Lee Jones), who could be seen as the movie’s Stripe. Caught in between are a couple of young teens, Alan (Gregory Smith), and his crush, Kristy (Kristen Dunst, who was just starting to make a name for herself). 


The similarities pretty much end there. Though probably mismarketed as a “family” film to begin with (which many critics, including Bart, pointed out), what ultimately made Small Soldiers destined to be comparatively “forgotten” today is that it coasts almost entirely on its concept. Technically, it’s very well made, with imaginatively created non-human characters (designed by Stan Winston) and excellent CGI for the time. Additionally, much of the violent action is exciting and - because of its small scale - fairly amusing.


Kitty cameo.
But revisiting Small Soldiers decades later is a reminder that little is particularly memorable about it beyond the visuals. Considering Joe Dante’s reputation for infusing oft-kilter humor, in-jokes, quirky characters and cartoon anarchy into his work, the film is surprisingly straightforward…just an action film that happens to involve kids and toys. A few of the director’s unique humorous touches shine through here and there (his cache of favorite character actors; references to past pop culture), but it mostly feels like Dante was a director-for-hire and afforded little creative input.

Elsewhere, the story moves along at an efficient pace, though there aren’t any real surprises (even if one hasn’t seen Gremlins). And while it boasts decent performances by a solid cast, the film never takes advantage of their unique talents. Having Tommy Lee Jones voice Chip Hazard is basically just stunt casting, as the character could’ve been played by any competent voice actor. However, I did appreciate the in-joke of gathering the surviving actors from The Dirty Dozen to play soldiers under Hazard’s command.


None of this is to say Small Soldiers is a bad movie. As slick, high-concept family entertainment goes, there have been plenty (before and since) that are far worse and a lot stupider. During that summer of 1998, so extensively documented by Bart's book, the movie may not have lived up to expectations, but surely it struck a chord with many young viewers who enjoyed the mayhem (I don’t subscribe to the claim that the film was too traumatizing for children). 


So for some, there’s a bit of nostalgic value to be had with this release. Small Soldiers debuted on Blu-ray only four years ago and this upgrade to 4K offers an overall better image, though the 5.1 audio is exactly the same, as are the perfunctory bonus features. But the coolest part is the SteelBook packaging, which features a colorful variation of the original promotional artwork. 


EXTRA KIBBLES

4K, BLU-RAY & DIGITAL COPIES

MAKING-OF FEATURETTE (Blu-ray)

BLOOPER REEL (Blu-ray)


June 30, 2024

ANCHORMAN (4K) Is For Superfans


ANCHORMAN: THE LEGEND OF RON BURGUNDY
20th Anniversary Edition (4K UHD)
2004 / 94 & 98 min (2 versions)
Review by Stinky the Destroyer😽

Will Ferrell’s now-classic comedy, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, has historically been well represented on home video. Some previous Blu-ray editions have been loaded with bonus material, enough to keep fans of the film entertained for hours. And because of their humorous & satiric nature, a lot of those supplements are worth revisiting.

2010’s “Rich Mahogany Edition” was especially comprehensive and included the 2004 straight-to-video feature, Wake Up, Ron Burgundy: The Lost Movie, which was previously only available as a separate DVD. Until the 2013 sequel, this set provided all the Ron Burgundy anyone could ever want (or handle).


The inevitable 20th Anniversary Edition offers Anchorman in 4K UHD, along with the unrated extended edition, Wake Up, Ron Burgundy and the same plethora of bonus features. If you’ve never added the film to your collection, this 3-disc set is well worth the price.


When leisure suits were a superpower.
But here’s the rub (for this writer, anyway). I love 4K upgrades as much as the next cinephile, even those which simply carry over supplements from older home video releases. Sometimes you just gotta have best video/audio quality possible. However, that doesn’t necessarily mean every movie is made better with a technical upgrade. 

With a doubt, the 4K upgrade of Anchorman is an improvement over the various Blu-ray releases (though the audio mix is essentially the same). But basically being a dialogue & gag-driven comedy, it's not some kind of technical cinematic achievement. There’s no aspect of the film that significantly benefits from a 4K transfer. I realize I might be in the minority on this, but Anchorman already looks and sounds good enough on Blu-ray.


Still, I’m sure there are those out there who need this one, either because they’re superfans or are in the midst of upgrading their entire collection to 4K. And they won’t be disappointed. For everyone else, some previous Blu-ray editions have the same bonus features at a fraction of the price.


EXTRA KIBBLES

THEATRICAL VERSION (4K & Blu-ray) and UNRATED VERSION (Blu-ray only)

WAKE UP, RON BURGUNDY: THE LOST MOVIE - First released direct-to-video, this is a feature length compilation of scenes that didn’t make the final cut of the original film, tied together with narration. There’s also a 13 minute intro-commentary by Will Ferrell and Aaron Zimmerman. If you enjoy leftovers… 

AUDIO COMMENTARY (sort of) - By writer/director Adam McKay, actor/writer Will Ferrell, actors Paul Rudd, Christina Applegate, David Koechner, musicians Lou Rawls & Kyle Gass, Andy Richter. This is played more for laughs than providing info, but it’s sometimes entertaining.

MUSIC VIDEO - “Afternoon Delight”

36 DELETED/EXTENDED SCENES

BLOOPERS

ESPN SPORTSCENTER AUDITION 

“GOOD TAKES” - Alternate improvisations from various scenes.

PSA, HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMC LOEWS & EMMY AWARDS SPEECH - Various gags featuring Ferrell in-character. 

MTV MUSIC AWARDS INTERVIEWS

SPECIALS - Cinemax: The Making of Anchorman; Reel Comedy: Anchorman; A Conversation with Ron Burgundy.

CAST AUDITIONS

CAST TABLE READS

REHEARSAL FOOTAGE

PLAYBACK VIDEO

TRAILERS

DIGITAL COPY