Showing posts with label adaptation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label adaptation. Show all posts

November 25, 2025

THE LONG WALK and the Long Wait


THE LONG WALK (Blu-ray)
2025 / 108 min
Review by Princess Pepper😸

As a Stephen King fan most of my life, I’ve been waiting for a movie adaptation of The Long Walk for nearly as long. But I’ve also learned to temper my expectations over the years, since there have been plenty of great King stories that ended up being disappointing (and sometimes terrible) films. 

That being said, it was still hard not to get revved up over this one. Not only did the film have a decades-long, on-again-off-again production history, it’s been my view that most of the best King adaptations have been those that are not based on one of his horror novels. Though frequently horrifying, The Long Walk is not a horror story, but often labeled as such because of the author’s reputation. 


Fortunately - and at long last - the film does not disappoint. As directed by Francis Lawrence from a screenplay by JT Mollner, The Long Walk is not-only the best film either of these guys have been involved with, it’s one of the better King adaptations of the past 20 years. Most importantly, this feels like Stephen King, not just because of its general faithfulness to the novel, but in the grim tone, anti-authoritarian themes prevalent in much of his work, and well-drawn cast of characters.


The basic story is simple: In an alternate dystopian America, one young man from each state is selected by lottery to participate in the titular event, an annual competition in which everyone commences walking and do not stop until only one remains. Anybody falling below three miles per hour is given three warnings to pick up the pace before being shot. Overseeing the event is The Major (Mark Hamill), an enigmatic symbol of the totalitarian regime the country has become since an unspecified war has rendered it into a permanent state of economic depression.


The walk itself comprises a majority of the narrative, presented from the point-of-view of its competitors, primarily Ray Garraty (Cooper Hoffman) and Pete McVries (David Jonsson), who quickly develop a close bond. Along the way, other participants are introduced, as well as their motivation in volunteering for a competition that’ll likely result in their deaths. For most of these characters, it’s the prize that awaits the winner…massive wealth and the granting of any single wish they want. But some others, like the main protagonists, have more esoteric reasons.


Worst. Parade. Ever.
The concept alone has always been morbidly compelling, which is vividly depicted onscreen. Not only is the film extremely violent, it becomes vicariously exhausting as the walk drags on for hundreds of miles and the attrition grows. But what makes it a truly harrowing journey is the assortment of engaging characters. As friendships develop and more is revealed about each of them (for better and worse) we become emotionally invested in their fates. This is especially true regarding Ray and Pete, whose relationship develops into brotherly love…even as they realize one or both of them are certain to die. Bolstered by strong performances from Hoffman and Jonsson, their brief friendship as endearing as Red and Andy’s in The Shawshank Redemption, or perhaps more accurately, Gordie and Chris’ in Stand by Me.

Though there’s occasional levity and inspirational moments, The Long Walk is relentlessly downbeat, exacerbated by the characters’ desperation and brutal death scenes that are sometimes tough to watch, as well as the hauntingly sparse rural landscape through which they’re walking. Speaking of which, the film’s production design is unusual for a dystopian film, with vehicles, signage and houses that appear lifted from the 1960s. At the same time, there’s technology shown that didn’t exist back then, so we’re never certain exactly when this story takes place. Such aesthetic ambiguity is a neat creative touch, and along with excellent cinematography, it keeps things visually interesting.


Then there’s that ending, which takes a significant detour from the original novel. It isn’t better or worse than what King came up with, but certainly unexpected and I suppose some fans of the book might balk at the new climax. Beyond that, however, The Long Walk is a beautifully bleak and brutal adaptation that stays true to the spirit of its source material. Some of us waited a long time for this one, but it was worth it.


EXTRA KIBBLES

EVER ONWARD: MAKING THE LONG WALK - This is an excellent 75 minute making of documentary with plenty of behind-the-scenes footage and interviews with most of the cast & crew.

TRAILERS

DIGITAL COPY


October 22, 2024

BORDERLANDS: A Minority Opinion


BORDERLANDS (Blu-ray)
2024 / 101 min
Review by Stinky the Destroyer😼

Borderlands was one of this year’s bigger critical and box office bombs. Though I hadn’t yet seen it for myself, I wasn’t monumentally surprised. A few noteworthy exceptions notwithstanding, video game adaptations are generally pretty terrible. Additionally, director/co-writer Eli Roth has always been wildly inconsistent. While he’s done some good stuff, his resume is also includes plenty of artless garbage.

So in reviewing the Blu-ray, I fully expected a spectacular dumpster fire. And with manic moron Kevin Hart in a prominent role, I was prepared for it to be an endurance test and a strong candidate for the worst major studio release of the year. But while Borderlands is certainly no masterpiece, I have to admit I kinda enjoyed it.


Granted, I’m not at all familiar with the video game series on which it’s based and maybe my assessment would be different otherwise. Based on interviews in some of the bonus features, the film drops familiar characters into a new story, which has bounty hunter Lilith (Cate Blanchett) hired to rescue Tina (Ariana Greenblatt), the daughter of powerful corporate bigwig Atlas (Edgar Ramirez). She’s been kidnapped by Roland Greaves (Hart), a rogue soldier from Atlas’ own army, Crimson Lance.


This means Lilith has to return to her home planet of Pandora, which she succinctly describes as “a shithole.” Pandora is also where an advanced alien race, the Eridians, stashed their technology in a hidden vault eons earlier. Companies, criminals and treasure hunters have been searching for the vault ever since, and it turns out that Tina - supposedly cloned from Eridian blood - might be the key to finding it, which is the real reason Atlas wants her back. Naturally, Lilith has a change of heart, joining Roland, Tina and a few others in finding the vault before it falls into the wrong hands (namely, Atlas’).


"Well, it is a hole...make the bunny go first."

Borderlands didn’t exactly knock my socks off. The story is pretty derivative, as is the whole ragtag motley crew concept that seems inspired by Guardians of the Galaxy, though these guys are never as funny or endearing (Claptrap, the Jack Black-voiced robot, is downright irritating). The film features the usual big CGI set-pieces and competent action scenes, though nothing that hasn’t been pulled off more creatively in other movies. 


On the other hand, I liked some of the characters and performances. Blanchett is fun (and kinda sexy) as Lilith, and believe it or not, Borderlands has the distinction of being the only film I’ve ever seen where Kevin Hart was fairly enjoyable. At the very least, he turns off his oxygen-depleting hey-look-at-me! schtick long enough to make Roland an engaging character. Additionally, the props and production design are pretty neat and appear to be directly derived from the game. Though predictable, the story more-or-less stays on-point and moves along at a decent clip.


I dunno…maybe it was my frame of mind at the time, or maybe my expectations weren’t high to begin with, but Borderlands was a agreeable way to kill a couple of hours. I don’t know if I’d ever feel compelled to revisit it, but the film was certainly worth catching once.


EXTRA KIBBLES

FEATURETTES - From Game to Screen; Meet the Team; All Aboard the Death Choochoo; Bringing Borderlands to the Screen; Badonkadonk Time; Fashion and Action on Pandora; High-Tech Hellscapes. Most of these featurettes are self-explanatory and run 5-10 minutes each.

BLU-RAY, DVD & DIGITAL COPIES