April 18, 2016

DVD Review: THE LADY IN THE VAN

Starring Maggie Smith, Alex Jennings, Jim Broadbent, Frances De La Tour, Roger Allam, Deborah Findlay. Directed by Nicholas Hytner. (2015, 104 min).
SONY

The Lady in the Van is based on writer Alan Bennett's popular play, which was inspired by his real-life experience of allowing a transient old woman, Mary Shepard, to park her van (which is also her home) in his driveway, where she ultimately ended up staying for 15 years. The concept has the makings of an amusing, bittersweet story of relationships. However, while the film is very well acted and sometimes charming, it isn't likely to be something that sticks with you too long after the credits roll.

It goes without saying that Maggie Smith as the title character (which she also performed in the original stage play) is the primary reason to check this out. She practically immerses herself into this role, sometimes to levels bordering on brave, and the audience can't help but be captivated. To a lesser extent, Alex Jennings is also terrific as Bennett in what amounts to a dual role...Bennett the writer and Bennett the generous neighbor, both which often share the screen at the same time.

"If I said it once, I said it a thousand times: If this van's a-rockin', don't bother knockin'."

As good as the lead performances are, these characters are placed in a story where not a whole lot happens. Sure, they learn to depend on each other in a strange, endearing way, and we eventually discover what led Shepard to her current situation, but the overall plot only moves along in minor fits and starts, counting on the performances to save the day, which they do to some extent. But persoanlly, I was expecting the film to be much funnier, with a more satisfying final act than what we actually get...as compensation for the many meandering moments.

Still, The Lady in the Van is certainly watchable, for Smith's performance if nothing else. It's not-so-much a journey as a leisurely-paced snapshot of two characters we don't mind hanging out with for awhile. But once they're gone, we probably won't give either a second thought.

BONUS FEATURES:

  • Audio commentary by the Director
  • Making-of Featurette
  • Visual Effects Featurette

KITTY CONSENSUS:
NOT BAD...LIKE CAT CHOW

April 17, 2016

Blu-Ray Review: THE REVENANT

Starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Hardy, Domhall Gleeson, Will Poulter, Forrest Goodluck, Duane Howard, Arthur Redcloud, Melaw Nakehk'o, Grace Dove. Directed by Alejandro G. Inarritu. (2015, 156 min).
20TH CENTURY FOX

Part of it is probably my age, coupled with the fact I still remember him as a cherub-faced little sitcom star and a heartthrob phenomenon after Titanic, that it has been difficult for me to take Leonardo DiCaprio completely seriously in adult roles. Even when working with Martin Scorsese, I always felt more like, There's Leo pretending to be Howard Hughes, or There's Leo playing cops & robbers. That's not a slam against him. DiCaprio's always been a good actor, perhaps one of the best of his generation. The problem was always mine because he still looked to me like little Luke from Growing Pains. I never had the same problem with Jodie Foster because she's my age and I sort-of grew up along with her.

However, I saw none of little Leo in The Revenant. All I saw was hardened fur trapper Hugh Glass, left-for-dead after a bear attack by fellow trapper John Fitzgerald (Tom Hardy), who also murders Glass' Indian son right in front of him. It's a revelatory performance in every way imaginable, and not once does the viewer find themselves thinking, There's Leo getting gritty. Instead, we're totally onboard for Glass' long, torturous struggle to survive for the sole purpose of revenge. That, more than anything, is why DiCaprio truly deserved the Oscar many fans felt was long overdue. This is the first time his immersion into a character is total and completely convincing (even more impressive when you consider he does it with relatively little actual dialogue).

"Seriously...how 'bout a Tic Tac?"
Of course, it helps having director Alejandro G. Inarritu guide you along. Fresh from wowing the world last year with Birdman, this shift to a completely different kind of film (fraught with well-documented production difficulties) demonstrates a unique talent on par with the Scorsese and Coppola. His touch renders The Revenant much more than a (very) brutal tale of revenge. Like Birdman, it's also a narrative & technical triumph. Not only is it aesthetically beautiful and loaded with symbolism (even when the imagery is often disturbing), the journey is almost as emotionally exhausting for the viewer as it is for Glass.

DiCaprio & Inarritu can't take all the credit, though. Emmanuel Lubezki's cinematography renders the harsh Dakota landscape a character unto itself, and Tom Hardy once-again shows why he's currently the greatest chameleon of any actor working today (he was nominated for Best Supporting Actor, and should have won). Still, The Revenant ultimately depends primarily on DiCaprio's performance to pull the whole thing off. As such, it succeeds magnificently, since it wasn't until the end credits rolled that I was reminded that one man's grueling quest for bloody vengeance was made possible by the same kid who made middle school girls swoon in the 90s.

BONUS FEATURES:

  • "A World Unseen" (part making-of documentary, part environmental message...I would have preferred more of the former).
  • Digital Copy

KITTY CONSENSUS:
MEE-OW! LIKE A FRESH CAN OF TUNA

April 15, 2016

DVD Review: BIGFOOT VS. ZOMBIES

Starring Dave Fife, Danielle Donahue, Jeff Kirkendall, James Carolus, Ken VanSant, Greta Volkova, Steve Diasparra. Directed by Mark Polonia. (2016, 79 min).
WILD EYE RELEASING

Okay...so you're currently reading a review of Bigfoot vs. Zombies. That alone is an indication of your entertainment preferences. I won’t pass judgment because I have a soft spot for ridiculous mash-ups as well. But at this time, please examine the cover and take note that there's nothing in the film nearly as amusing as that picture. In fact, it’s one of the most atrociously written and directed movies I’ve seen in recent memory.

But hey, maybe you absolutely loved such kitschy fare as Megashark vs. Giant Octopus or Lake Placid vs. Anaconda. So what do I know, right? Well, I do know that those films at least featured casts who appeared to have taken an acting lesson or two, directors who know how to set up a rudimentary shot and effects artists who didn’t hit the nearest Party City for their make-up supplies.

Yes, there’s truth-in-advertising with the title. Bigfoot does indeed battle hordes of the undead. By hordes, I mean the same dozen or so extras doused grey face paint or wearing corpse masks. Bigfoot himself is a guy in an ape costume and what looks like an Alice Cooper wig. The cast - sort of - reacts in helpless fear of the zombie invasion while trapped in a fortified research facility, even though the viewer can see neighborhood traffic casually passing by in the background.

One of the film's more emotionally intense moments.


Some of you reading this may still have low enough expectations to be up for the experience. If that's the case, I humbly suggest grabbing one of these along with your DVD purchase:


Trust me, the more of these you pound while watching, the better Bigfoot vs. Zombies will seem (like that barfly you just met who looks better every drink). If you’re crashed on the couch and stumble across it on Netflix, but are too lazy to even venture out for beer, try this (you probably already have one laying around):


It might also help to invite these guys over to partake in the fun:


In any case, you’ll thank me later. Bigfoot vs. Zombies is only a few steps removed from the type of backyard horror fests that Romero wannabes slap together over a few weekends with their buddies (who were likely paid with cases of Natty Ice). And if you’re still reading this, you might already be tanked enough to enjoy yourself.

BONUS FEATURES:
  • Behind-the-SceneS Featurette (which is mostly a blooper reel, and it’s apparent everyone involved had a good time)
  • Audio Commentary
  • Image Gallery
KITTY CONSENSUS:
MEH...UNLESS YOU'RE THOROUGHLY HAMMERED

April 13, 2016

DVD Review: QUEEN CRAB

Starring Michelle Simone Miller, Kathryn Metz, Richard Lounello, A.J. DeLuca, Ken Van Sant. Directed by Brett Piper. (2015, 90 min).
WILD EYE RELEASING

To be honest, Queen Crab had me from the moment the title creature arrives onscreen in all its stop-motion glory, harkening back to my childhood days in the 70s, when no-budget monster-fests used to fill-up the smaller screens of our local cineplex for a week or two. Ominous titles such The Giant Spider Invasion and The Crater Lake Monster were simply too enticing for an 12 year old to pass up. Of course, none of these films were as spectacular as the poster art suggested. For the most part, they looked like they were shot on weekends in the backwoods of the director's hometown, with a cast of amateur & has-been actors reacting in horror to hilariously-rendered creatures. As cheesy as they were, though, most were still a lot of fun.

Like all those dubious classics of a bygone era, Queen Crab is a title-tells-all creature feature about an oversized crustacean on the rampage after her offspring are unceremonious killed by some dumb locals in the town of Crabbe Creek (yuk, yuk). The dialogue & attempts at humor are generally groan-inducing and the performances are uniformly terrible. Still, there's an affable, nostalgic charm found here that you just don't get from the SyFy Channel's plethora of CGI-heavy cheapies. The special effects in Queen Crab may still be chuckleworthy, yet one has to appreciate the use of old-school stop-motion animation to depict the title creature (which is way too cute to actually scare anyone). Personally, it's been so long since I've seen a movie go the Harryhausen route, the effects alone kept things interesting and fun.

"YAY!"


Queen Crab is not a great film, arguably not even a good one. But if you're of a certain age and fondly recall the days when you were duped by a killer poster or VHS box cover, you probably already know that. You still might find it enjoyable to be bamboozled yet again.

BONUS FEATURES:
  • Audio Commentary
  • Blooper Reel
  • Featurettes: "Queen Crab Consequences" & "Queen Crab Conversations" (amusing interviews with the cast and producer, most of whom seem to be having a good time); "Composing Crabs" (featuring composer Jon Greathouse)
  • Trailer
KITTY CONSENSUS:
NOT BAD...LIKE CRAB CAKES!

April 12, 2016

Blu-Ray Review: IP MAN 3

Starring Donnie Yen, Zhang Jin, Lynn Hung, Patrick Tam, Kent Cheng, Mike Tyson. Directed by Wilson Yip. (2015, 105 min).
WELL GO USA

During the past few years of reviewing various Asian action films released by Well Go USA, I've become quite a fan of Donnie Yen (late in the game, I know). Not only is he a tremendous martial artist, he's one of the few in the genre who's also a pretty damned good actor. Both talents are on display in abundance in Ip Man 3, which is likely the last chapter in this internationally popular franchise.

Yen returns as Ip Man (the real life martial artist who trained Bruce Lee), this time compelled to come to the rescue of the small school where his son attends, which is being terrorized by local gangsters at the behest of American real estate tyrant, Frank (Mike Tyson, who isn't actually in the film all that much). Helping out is Cheung, a down-on-his-luck single father who ultimately aspires to be an even greater master than Ip Man in the art of Wing Chun, but forced to participate in fights to earn enough money to start his own martial arts school (and tempted with quick cash by siding with the gangsters). Meanwhile, Ip's wife, Cheung (Lynn Hung), discovers she has stomach cancer, eventually forcing him to re-evaluate what's really important in life.

Mike thinks Donnie's ears would be pretty tasty in barbecue sauce.

These three plotlines gel pretty well together, making Ip Man 3 more than your usual chop-fest. While the action is plentiful and masterfully choreographed, the film is also amusing, character-driven and even bittersweet at times (with a couple of truly tear-jerking moments). I was also quite captivated by the look of the film. Taking place in 1959, there are times when it nearly resembles a Hong Kong version of West Side Story. As for Tyson...he's never gonna bring home an Oscar, but he doesn't embarrass himself either. And yes, he and Yen battle each other at one point, each using his own formative fighting skills. However, it's not the epic showdown you might expect (that comes later, and it's a doozy).

While Donnie Yen’s action scenes alone are worth the price of admission, he provides more-than-enough gravitas to make us emotionally invested in the character. If this is truly the last film of the franchise, then it’s ending on a high note. Ip Man 3 is an exciting, fun and ultimately poignant final chapter.

BONUS FEATURES:

  • Interviews with Donnie Yen, Mike Tyson and director Wilson Yip
  • Press tour interview with Yen & Tyson
  • Making of and Behind-the-Scenes Featurettes
  • Original Trailer

KITTY CONSENSUS:
PURR...LIKE A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE FACE

April 11, 2016

Blu-Ray Review: SON OF SAUL

"Staring contest...GO!"
Starring Geza Rohrig, Levente Molnar, Urs Rechn, Sandor Zsoter, Todd Charmont. Directed by Lazlo Nemes. (2015, 107 min).
SONY

Sonderkommandos were Nazi concentration camp prisoners forced to help dispose of the bodies sent to the Auschwitz gas chambers. They were also required to collect what was left of the victims' belongings, handing over anything remotely valuable to the Germans. Worse yet, Sonderkommandos were painfully aware that they'd soon suffer the same fate, since the Nazis obviously wanted to keep their attempts at genocide a secret. It's an unspeakable task that's still hard to fathom, and we get the look at the entire process during Son of Saul's first ten minutes, quickly establishing the bleak, oppressive tone of the entire film.

Most of it is told through the eyes of Saul (Geza Rohrig), a weary Hungarian prisoner who's witnessed just about every concentration camp atrocity imaginable. However, after a young boy who survived the gas chamber is unceremoniously suffocated by the local Nazi surgeon and slated for an autopsy, Saul takes in onto himself to find a Rabbi to give him a proper burial before he can be cut open. He claims to fellow prisoners the boy is his son, though we're pretty sure he isn't. Still, we learn a lot about Saul through this obsessive quest, especially after it threatens to undermine a planned rebellion by the other inmates.

"I think we're playing with loaded dice."

Obviously, Son of Saul is not a fun time at the movies, nor does it go the Schindler's List route by presenting the main character as an inspirational beacon. In fact, Saul's actions and willingness to risk the safety of others for the sake of a dead child are sometimes maddening. Still, the story packs an emotional wallop, mostly for what the Sonderkommandos are forced to endure, and the sobering reminder that Auschwitz was a place where there was no hope for survival.

Son of Saul won the 2016 Oscar for Best Foreign Language Film, and I suppose it's easy to see why. Aside from being another visual reminder of wartime atrocities we should never forget (though presented in the background, mercifully out-of-focus), the performances effectively convey the quiet desperation of their characters. Rohrig is nearly perfect as Saul, his face often saying what a thousand words of dialogue couldn't accomplish.

However, Son of Saul is unrelentingly bleak. Within just a few minutes, we're certain things are not going to end well. While offering even a few branches of hope would negate the power & purpose of the entire film, it also renders Son of Saul something most viewers are content to endure only once.

BONUS FEATURES:

  • "Q&A at the Museum of Tolerance" (director Laszlo Nemes, star Geza Rohrig and cinematographer Matyas Erdely)
  • Audio Commentary
  • Deleted Scene
  • Digital Copy
KITTY CONSENSUS:
WELL DONE, BUT AN EMOTIONAL WORKOUT. 

April 10, 2016

Book Excerpt: CINEMA 69: FROM VICTORY TO WONDERLAND

The following is an excerpt of D.M. Anderson's book, CINEMA 69: FROM VICTORY TO WONDERLAND, now available on Amazon from Free Kittens Publishing.

COMING ATTRACTIONS: From Victory to Wonderland

Three decades before it was unofficially rechristened Cinema 69, the Victory Theater opened in downtown Milwaukie, Oregon on August 18, 1942. This was the third in a chain of suburban cinemas in the Portland area owned and operated by local mogul Harry Moyer Sr.

Located on the corner of Main and Jefferson Streets, it wasn't as grand and opulent as nearby Portland's Bagdad or Broadway (which occasionally hosted gala, star-studded movie premieres). Compared to those immaculate palaces, the Victory was relatively small and humble, though the auditorium itself was one of the last new cinemas in the area to include a balcony. The theater's exterior was rather plain and unremarkable, its most noteworthy feature being the blazing-red neon V at the center of the marquee, proudly lighting up the intersection. A bit more care was given to the interior…an art-deco style popular during the previous two decades.

This was back when communities surrounding large cities still maintained their own small-town identity, before urban expansion began erasing boundaries and stuffed the spaces between with as many businesses, schools, apartments, malls and factories as humanly possible. Today, nothing separates Portland from its outlining communities. It’s a constant barrage of traffic lights, convenience stores, offices, industrial parks, shopping centers, gas stations, neighborhoods and strip clubs (in fact, Portland currently has more strip clubs per capita than any city in North America).

But in 1942, Milwaukie was still relatively isolated, so the grand opening of its very first movie theater was a big deal indeed. Being that this was shortly after the beginning of America’s involvement in World War II (when patriotism was at an all-time high), the place was aptly named and effectively exploited in a front page article of The Milwaukie Review:

The new Victory is keeping with the times, as its decorations carry the victory motif throughout, even the usherettes wearing uniforms that sport the red, white and blue. For the grand opening Wednesday, the building was decorated with buntings and the flags of the United Nations were flying from the marquee. Up and down Main Street, welcome banners and streamers were strung across the street.

The author went on to write of “youngsters who are grateful for the chance to attend a show at home instead of having to go into the big burg to see the flickers.” Sounds a bit cornpone, perhaps, but probably representative of Milwaukie's small town pride at the time. The city had a grand little theater of its own to catch the latest Hollywood had to offer. At the same time, the Victory was still community oriented, hosting local talent shows, civics groups and guest lecturers, not to mention being the home of the annual Miss Milwaukie Pageant for many years.

The Victory was first part of a small chain called Suburban Theaters, then Neighborhood Theaters, then Community Theaters, actual ownership of the place changing hands several times over the years. But the Victory always did big business because, for decades, it was Milwaukie's only movie house.
Then in 1966, Harry Moyer's son (entrepreneur and former Golden Glove boxer, Tom Moyer) built the Eastgate, one of the first multi-screen theaters in the Portland area. While totally lacking the visual opulence of Portland's established cinemas (some of which were just beginning to show their age), the Eastgate was bigger, more luxurious, more technically advanced and, most ominously, located in the suburbs where tiny theaters like the Victory thrived. In the ensuing decade, many more Moyer multiplexes and drive-ins followed, including the Southgate, a boxy quad cinema erected a mere mile from the aging Victory and where The Towering Inferno (one of the 70's biggest films) had its Portland premiere in 1974.

All the while, the Victory slowly became a run-down relic, a dirty, puke-colored shadow of its former self. Unlike Portland's beloved Bagdad, with its still-hip location and neon marquee shining as brightly as it did in the 20s, the Victory became a squalid dump in the 70s, sometimes showing porn films back when the genre was flirting with mainstream acceptance.

Around 1973, it was purchased by the Metro Cinemas chain and rechristened Cinema V, though no renovations were actually made. With it’s permanently sticky floors and once-plush seats now matted and frayed from thousands of butts over the years, Cinema V was a second-run dumping ground for blockbusters after they enjoyed their initial theatrical runs before being sold to TV.

The theater also showed matinees of kid-friendly pictures as part of a summer movie program, where parents could purchase books of tickets and drop-off their brood to catch movies most of the adult world had already forgotten. It was around this time my family settled in Milwaukie and I was first exposed to Forbidden Planet, The Incredible Shrinking Man, The Green Slime, old Disney movies like The Love Bug and Blackbeard's Ghost, not to mention a plethora of Godzilla flicks. It was here that I fell in total love with, not just movies, but the act of going to the movies and the theaters where they played.

While most kids built spaceships and weapons with their Legos, I constructed movie theaters, complete with seats, screens, balconies, box offices, concession stands and marquees. When the Sunday Oregonion arrived at our doorstep each week, I'd grab the entertainment section while scarfing down Cheerios to gaze in awe at the big, glorious ads showing what was currently playing and the wonders soon to come. I often clipped-out the more impressive ads to pin on the bulletin board in my bedroom, whether or not the movie was actually any good (1974's Beyond the Door may have been a cheap Italian Exorcist knock-off, but man, was that picture scary!).

Mom and Dad would occasionally treat us to the Southgate for a family night out, but when money was tight, Cinema V came in handy. They would also drop me off there while shopping or attending a Portland Buckaroos hockey game. Because of its relative proximity to my house, my friends and I eventually started biking there ourselves once we were old enough.

For the longest time, the admission price was only 69 cents, and that was for two movies! 69 CENTS was perpetually plastered on its cracked and weathered marquee at least five times bigger than the film titles themselves (which were almost always missing a letter or two). In fact, my friends and I had been calling the place Cinema 69 for years (snickering like Beavis & Butthead once we eventually learned the sexual connotation of that number).

The popcorn from the snack bar was gummy and stale, the Milk Duds were rock-hard and likely left over from when the place was still called the Victory. The most appealing beverage choice was RC Cola, which always tasted flat, closer to syrup than real soda. But everything was just as cheap as the price of admission, so I never complained.

Though the place was old, dank, dimly-lit and had a long slit in the screen hastily repaired with masking tape, it was pretty awesome to be able to catch a show just by rummaging through sofa cushions for loose change. As a second-run house, most movies only played for a week or two before another cinematic wonder came along. They may not have been new movies, but more often than not, they were new to me. The place also gave me the chance to catch some of my favorites one last time on the big screen. Best of all, Cinema 69 never checked IDs (at least when Herb was manning the box office, which was pretty-much all the time). Hence, I was exposed to a lot of R-rated wonders before I was even able to drive.

When inflation reared its ugly head, the admission price eventually skyrocketed to 99 cents, but I have to assume this pricing decision was based on the relative ease of simply turning the 6 upside-down before commencing with business as usual.

God bless the second-run theater, an endangered species nowadays. There aren’t many of them around anymore. As it becomes cheaper and more convenient to see movies at home, one by one, these theaters are dropping like flies. Sure, some still exist in major cities, but mostly after rechristening themselves theater-pubs where hipsters congregate to pretend they enjoy microbrews that taste like socks, or cinema-arcades to prepare kids for a life of gambling addiction. Even the old Cinema 69 is now one of the latter, the original auditorium gutted to make room for Skee-Ball and Whack-A-Mole.

Movies alone are seldom enough to keep these places in business, even with an admission price less than a glorified milkshake from Starbucks. There are still a few second-run cinemas left which offer just movies, but it is just a matter of time before they are all gone. That’ll be a sad day.

Times marches on. Friends come and go. Places we once haunted get crushed in the gears of time. I'm certain old Herb (who looked a century old in the 70s) has since gone to that great box office in the sky. Ironically, the old Victory still marks the corner of Main and Jefferson long after 20 screen megaplexes rendered the Southgate and Eastgate obsolete (the former was unceremoniously demolished, the latter became a Slavic church).

While I’m personally happy the Victory is still showing movies at a reasonable price, it isn’t the old Cinema 69 I remember. The original auditorium is full of teenagers stomping-away to Dance Dance Revolution and the old balcony is a storage room. Movies are now regulated to the two 100-seat crackerboxes that were added back in the early 80s, during which time the old Victory was rechristened yet-again as Milwaukie Cinemas. And while I truly miss the double features, matted seats, stale popcorn and Herb's brown-toothed smoker's grin, at least my beloved old hangout is still there, which is more than I can say for most of the other time-ravaged relics from my youth.

Cinema 69 was an important part of my formative years and I sort-of grew up there. Not only was it my personal hang-out of choice, it was where I saw most of the movies, classic and not-so-classic, that are still some of my all-time (or sentimental) favorites, and where I was exposed to countless actors and directors who made movies such a wonderful escape. It was at this dilapidated palace that I developed boyhood crushes on Ann-Margret and Faye Dunaway, and inspired to try and be as impossibly cool as Charlton Heston, James Caan and Steve McQueen. It provided my first education in sex (on and off screen), terrorism, good vs. evil, creative uses of the F-word, the consequences of getting shitfaced and why one should never sit directly under a balcony. It’s where I discovered giant spiders, boobs, demonic cars, disaster movies, zombies, grown-up cartoons, how to play Rollerball and the joy of watching stuff blow up.

Aside from my family, movies have always been the most important part of my life, and Cinema 69 was where I lived a lot of it.


This is our story...

An early 1970's photo of Cinema V from down Main Street

April 7, 2016

CINEMA 69: FROM VICTORY TO WONDERLAND On Sale Now

by D.M. ANDERSON

A nostalgic chronicle of a movie lover's misspent youth in a dark, run-down second run theater, once the proud centerpiece of a small suburban town. Cinema 69 is both an autobiography and an affectionate history of the theater & films which played there that had a lasting impact one viewer's life. This book is a must for any movie fan who grew up in the dark balconies of their neighborhood second run cinemas during the 70s and 80s, before home video began running them out of business.

Click HERE to purchase

April 2, 2016

Blu-Ray Review: BANSHEE - THE COMPLETE THIRD SEASON

Starring Antony Starr, Ivanna Milicevic, Ulrich Thomsen, Frankie Faison, Hoon Lee, Rus Blackwell, Matt Servitto, Trieste Kelly Dunn, Lili Simmons, Matthew Rauch, Geno Segers, Afton Williamson, Langley Kirkwood. Various Directors. (2015, 600 min).
CINEMAX/HBO VIDEO

I guess the best praise I can offer after watching Season Three of Cinemax's Banshee is that it immediately made me want to run out and grab the first two seasons. It's like Peyton Place on acid...audacious, sleazy, lurid, immoral, mean-spirited, brutally violent and sometimes darkly humorous, with numerous moments which leave the viewer thinking WTF?. Banshee's also well-acted, sharply written and ferociously compelling enough for us to overlook lapses in plausibility and simply go along with it.

It figures that I'd discover the show only after it's been cancelled (Season Four will be the last). Still, Season Three is a thrilling introduction to the premise and these characters; we're given just enough info about events of the first two seasons that newbies like myself aren't completely lost.

Antony Starr returns as 'Lucas Hood,' the ex-con who assumed the identity of a recently-killed sheriff of Banshee, Pennsylvania. His former crime partner and lover, Anastasia (Ivana Milicevic), still lives in town, though her ruse has since-been exposed and she's now estranged from her new husband and daughter (who was fathered by Hood). The main story arc of Season Three has Hood bringing in his gang of buddies plan a heist at a local military base, where borderline psychotic Major Stowe (who Anastasia's been sleeping with) has been stashing ill-gotten millions. Meanwhile, Hood still fulfills his duties as the town sheriff, albeit questionably. The two other main plot threads has Hood trying to take-down local Amish gangster Kai Proctor (Ulrich Thomsen) and prevent insane and vicious Chayton Littlestone (Geno Segers) from leading the Redbone gang in a bloody revolt to avenge the death of their tribal chief (Proctor's doing).

"Cut myself shaving."


There are several other subplots, some of which have impact on the ongoing story, others which are an obvious set-up for Season Four (such as a former neo-Nazi becoming a Banshee deputy). There are a lot of character interactions to keep track of, but the show occasionally fails in making all of them equally interesting. For the most part, though, each episode is fast-paced enough to keep us intrigued, and even newcomers never feel left in the dark by what's going on.

Being a Cinemax series, Banshee is loaded with explicit, gratuitous sex, mostly of the non-erotic variety. A good percentage of the cast gets down & dirty at one point or another. Similarly, the violence is extremely graphic and over-the-top, particularly a brilliantly-conceived midseason fight scene and the death of one of the season's major characters (the latter of which is likely to be a real crowd pleaser since this character really has it coming).

There's almost a Grindhouse quality to some of Season Three's more shocking surprises. But hey, isn't this what we tune in for? No one watches a program like this for enlightenment or intellectual stimulation. Banshee is pure exploitation cinema presented in as an addicting soap opera, the kind of show where it's sheer audacity is morbidly compelling...and supremely binge-worthy. And while Season Three's main plotlines come to satisfying conclusions, it leaves just enough intriguing, unresolved threads to keep viewers hooked for one last go-around.

BONUS FEATURES:
  • "Banshee Origins" & "Banshee Origins Saga": Several prequel webisodes and a two-part feature which take place before the events of the series. For fans, this is the best of the bonus features.
  • Featurettes: "The Heist" (making of the pivotal point in Episode 7); "Burton vs Nola Camera Movement" & "Burton vs Nola Stunts": (two features on the making of  this outrageous fight scene); "Genoa Rehearsal"; "Zoomed In"; "Making of the Episode 2 Title Sequence"
  • Deleted Scenes
  • Numerous Audio Commentaries
  • Digital Copy
KITTY CONSENSUS:
MEE-OW! ALL THE GRATUITOUS SEX & VIOLENCE A GROWING KITTEN NEEDS.

April 1, 2016

IP MAN 3 Blu-Ray Giveaway!


WELL GO USA and FREE KITTENS MOVIE GUIDE are giving away Blu-Ray copies of the action-packed Ip Man 3

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The final installment of the internationally-acclaimed trilogy, starring Donnie Yen (Special ID, Kung Fu Killer) and legendary boxer Mike Tyson, IP MAN 3 debuts April 5 on Digital HD and April 19 on Blu-ray™ and DVD from Well Go USA Entertainment. This iteration of the Ip Man epic trilogy takes place in 1959 Hong Kong and finds Ip Man (Yen) attempting to save his son’s school from an intimidating property developer (Tyson). With the police unable to help, Ip Man recruits his students to face off against the developer’s lackeys in an action-packed fight sequence that ends with the school’s headmaster being kidnapped. After solving this crisis, Ip Man faces another opponent in a fight to decide the true Grandmaster of Win Chun. Directed by Wilson Yip and featuring action choreography by Yuen Wo Ping, IP MAN 3 takes martial arts to the next level. Bonus materials include a making-of featurette and interviews with the Donnie Yen and Mike Tyson.